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Wine of the Day #1: Grand vin de Glenelly 2006

Cost: R60; From: www.getwine.co.za on a BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free) AAD (anorak-aggravating deal); Why: Any wine that features Lady Godiva in gold with flowing tresses astride a rhinoceros atop an @ sign possesses serious bohemian kudos. A blend of ...

Telegraph Twits

No surprises in yesterday’s Telegraph revelations that Brits can’t tell their Claret from their Bordeaux blends, but what does surprise is how France dominates the piece, even after WOSA offered 300 readers a free copy of their controversial braii ...

Lavatory Labels

“Adam” and “Eve” are perhaps two of the naffest euphemisms for toilets in the restaurant trade but they wouldn’t work at Klein Constantia as the winemaker really is called Adam (Adam Mason) and although Cape winemakers are notoriously pandere...

Party Secrets of Klein Constantia

Today’s annual staff party at Klein Constantia will continue a tradition of merrymaking remembered in the estate’s old cellar by some amazing wall murals dating back to the thirties when the facility was last used to make wine. Let’s hope new me...

Porra Pig Party

All we needed was Lou Bega on the Toyota Hilux Twincab blasting out Mambo No. 5 yesterday as we queued for Tinus Els to carve up the suckling pig at L’Avenir: One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let’s ride….. To t...

Hermanuspietersfontein more Harmful than Heroin

It was exactly a month ago that the aptly named (but alas now sacked) UK government drugs adviser David Nutt announced that alcohol was more dangerous than heroin or crack cocaine. But is Sauvignon really worse than smack; is Hermanuspietersfontein wo...

Astronaut: Die Antwoord vir die Moederstad

While the Swartland All Stars started their slow trek back to the Cape, Portuguese wine making/writing/buying/drinking/dancing phenomenon Aníbal Coutinho launched his Next Level Siebritskloof wines at Societi Bistro. Meerlust seigneur Hannes Myburgh ...

Standard Bank offers corked advice to Winemakers

Banksters who give advice to productive sectors of the economy are managing aviaries in the clouds full of cuckoos if they think anyone takes their advice seriously after the subprime fiasco. Especially Standard Bank, which has very little credibility...

Food|Wine|Design|Armageddon

It was always a religious risk staging the final day of Food|Wine|Design at 10am on a Sunday morning tempting observant Christians with baguettes full of rillettes. While it’s been fashionable to deny the existence of a First Cause in some...

Beauty and the Beast

If it is anything, Food|Wine|Design is the most beautiful lifestyle exhibition on the calendar. So no surprises then the fair attracts the fair and quite a few fairies along with beautiful bohemians by the Blahnik load. The study of Afrikaa...

Service Delivery

“What will I learn if I read this book?” asked the hard-nosed Melville restaurateur, thumbing through the pages of the Good Value Guru Diaries 2010. As the Raymond Ackerman of SA wine retail, Solly Kramer, pointed out “the tables are turned” w...

Swartland’s first Astronaut lands in Hyde Park

Aníbal Coutinho’s revolutionary new Swartland old vines wines arrived in Hyde Park this lunchtime via DHL. A red and a white, how ironic that it takes a Portuguese wine authority to rip up the existing recipe book and define a new style. No wood, ...